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The only acceptable birthday cake

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The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

And cutting him into little pieces and eating him….

This is a cool birthday cake, but I rather have a smiley face.

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Suite like of zack and Cody was just amazing

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Jeff Goldblum knows the drill.

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I am a white male Christian republican, does that mean I should kill myself? And if so what would be the best way to do it
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How about lose the fake victim complex, you fucking loser, no one is telling you to kill yourself, they’re just telling you to stop being racist.






never thought about that when microwaving pizza. i guess it would work for other foods too

This is life changing.

Actually, don’t do the last one with the vacuum, vacuums can create an electric shock that will fry the electronic piece of equipment that you are trying to clean, instead, just use pressurized air in a can. The more you know…

Except plastic isn’t a good conductor and wouldn’t apply if you do it with the cap on and doesn’t always apply anyway

These comments are so confusing when you haven’t read the post

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