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why was nash grier making fun of asian names when his name sounds like a clearance item at home depot

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it’s almost spoopy time.


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i’m thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes you get on a picture


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it’s september 2014 why is there still frozen on my dash

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girl: *invites me to her house*

me: i cant, im making text posts in outdated meme formats

girl: *says something that suggests to the reader that sex will be involved*

me: *gif of someone partaking in a comically rapid or urgent form of locomotion*

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#3&4 has happened to me. Not cool bro. Not cool…

Almost all of theses are natural signs of friendship. If one is willing to get angry over a friend wanting to be a part of a conversation, then you aren’t a real friend to them.

 posts like this just encourages jealous and possessive partners. the majority of these are just things friends do. All very common things. Third wheel isn’t a problem, it happens often. ive been the third wheel and i really disliked my friend’s boyfriend. Also, the thing about constant contact, i dont agree with either. you want to have your free time

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
You’re supposed to Pass it on to the most beautiful girl you know. Your beautiful!! Tomorrow two boys will say can I have your number ??? Or do you have a boyfriend ?? ? Send this message to 15 nice beautiful girls or bad luck starts for a whole year!! This is not fake!!Apparently if you copy and paste this you will have the best day of your life tomorrow. You will either get kissed or asked out. If you break this chain you will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. In 35 minutes someone
florence-bobo florence-bobo Said:


I am the little dead girl in my room, what are u talking about?